What I’m gonna do to you, Sammy? Well, that ain’t gonna be mercy. - SN: 10x03
So this is my school… this happened
Wait that dude is only wearing half a shirt. What if his buff ness distracts ladies?
apparently ladies don’t go to school to receive education so him distracting anybody isn’t considered possible
oh looks its i hate myself o’clock
Sitting on top of tables is one of the most satisfying things, I don’t even know why it just feels so perfect.
Sitting on top of tables increases happiness by 5000%. I wonder if anyone actually knows why.
we’re all cats in disguise?
works for me
Who wouldn’t want to work at Google? The whole HQ looks like an amusement park with FREE food 24/7 & if an employee of Google dies, their spouse will receive half their pay for 10 years as well as stock benefits, and any children will receive $1000 a month till they turn 19. Source
let me tell you a story about the google headquarters
so my uncle works for google and I went down to visit him once and he took my family on a tour of the google headquarters just for fun. there was tons of cool stuff and art and a random jungle themed room and the most crazy ass 360 degree google earth screen thing you ever saw
but you’d kind of expect all that right
but then I started to notice something kind of weird
there was a weird amount of rubber ducks? like. a WEIRD amount of rubber ducks. like typical yellow ones and camo ones and huge pink ones with bows and tiny donalds and pirates of the carribean themed ducks and bejeweled ducks with no explanation on nearly every surface
so i asked my uncle why there were so many ducks and this is what he said:
"google has a suggestion box for employees to use, and one time this guy got hired at google who had previously worked for another company. the other company also had a suggestion box but they never actually listened to any of the suggestions, so the new employee assumed that google would be the same way. so as a joke, he put a suggestion in the box at he google hq that said something along the lines of "great office but needs more rubber ducks." a week later, 5000 rubber ducks arrived in the mail"
google read this guy’s bullshit suggestion about ducks
and actually listened to it
AND ORDERED 5000 RUBBER DUCKS
google is everything i aspire to be
Hopefully this will keep people away from my ice cream in the communal fridge.
this is genius
#hey honey come look at this#’look at what dean’#our neighbors are putting up a fence#look at that thing it’s like eight feet high#a fuckin plastic fence from home depot Jesus it’s ugly#babe you think we should get some bushes to plant on our side#like soften the look up a little#i’m gonna hate staring at that fucking fence#’it’s just a fence dean’#it’s a fucking abomination is what it is#hey babe you think you could still smite something if you were pissed enough#’that’s not how it works dean’#I’M SORRY IT’S JUST THEIR OLD MARRIED PEOPLE FACES#MAKE ME WANT TO WRITE LANDSCAPING FIC#DEAN HAS SO MANY OPINIONS#ABOUT SHRUBBERY